June 2012
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Who else took their pants off when Fabregas scored...
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Euro Cup Sexual Frustration: I want to burst into... →
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I want to burst into the Spanish NT’s dining room in a super villain costume and scream “I AM FOOTBALL INJUSTICE!!!! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME”. Xavi will inevitably get up to chase me to defeat Football Injustice once and for all and will ‘catch me’ when I dive onto a bed. Instead of monologuing,…
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eurocupsexualfrustration:
I want to peel flakes of skin from Ronaldo’s entire crisped body and feed them to Zlatan while he’s tied to a chair screaming in Swedish while Iker Casillas massages my back.
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